lmk..... LOL
I thought I'd change the mood a bit on this site by including my friend's thoughts on "lmk"...

lmk?
lick my kunt
limk?
like my kiss?
lite my kite?
lose my kitten?
It's soo...sooo open to interpretation!

(lmk = let me know.... for those of you out there that are still confused about what it really stands for)

 
Restaurant Bitch
Have you ever had a bad service in a restaurant? Sure you have! And it makes you wonder... don't those people want tips? Well with crappy service like that they sure not gonna get any from me!

This weekend my husband and I went to a restaurant. This pink haired punk wannabe greeted us with 1 (i repeat: ONE) menu... for the two of us. Not a good start already. Then I asked her for the breakfast menu.. Her response was that they stopped serving it 5 min ago. Don't tell me that bitch! Just run along and whip a few eggs for me and nobody gets hurt. Well right there you know it's a shitty place when on a long weekend they don't have all day breakfast.

Ok.. I picked something. Then I asked her for some extra mayo. Well excuse me! It's 30 cents extra! Ok... right there you know I will go broke in a place like that.

Then she brings me the drink I ordered and noted that she blended the ice and juice together by mistake, therefore making it a slushy. (At lease she was nice enough to admit to it). Gawd! Can you do ANYTHING right?! I was again willing to take it up my ass and not complain and said thank you. Then I attempted to taste the drink through a regular straw that she gave me... and guess what? The drink wasn't moving... DUH!! That straw was not meant for slushies. That's when I called her, explained my predicament (all in the nice tone of voice and with a smile) and suggested she brings me the new drink with ice (not crushed) the way it was suppose to be. To which she gave me the dirties look and said: "Just let the drink sit... it'll melt...". No, bitch.. I am thirsty now... and I want to drink my f*cking drink NOW. But on top of all that I hate slushies!! I was going to be nice enough person and suffer with the drink... if only I could drink it. That little bitch was obviously very "displeased". But the hell is she so upset about??? It's not like she has to pay for it!! I, on the other hand, have to pay for it. So it only makes sense I get what I pay for. Well in the end I still didn't get what I paid for... I think she poured some of the slushy out added some ice (may be some spit too) and brought it back to me. Thanks a lot!

Oh and the mayo I asked for.. never arrived. Needless to say, I am not going to that place again and that bitch did not get a tip from me. Moral of the story? Don't f*ck your customers. Be nice! You are in a service industry... if you can't handle it, find another job!

 
Maid Wanted
Have you ever sold your house? What a nightmare! I'm not even referring to the selling process... I'm talking about cleaning the house for the crowds that will be walking through your house (with their shoes on.. probably), snooping through your closets and judging you by every little thing they see around them.

I've been cleaning and putting stuff away for the past week... and I am still not done. This morning before going to work guess what I did? That's right... more cleaning! I need a maid!!!