Porn Star
Oh ok.. I guess I should tell you what made this weekend ever more special besides the garage sales. After intensive bargain hunting, my hubby and I went to a local food market. Streets were too small, air was too stinky and too many rude people were surrounding me. I was not happy. We sat down outside a café for a short break. The view was boring... until a woman walked by. She wore 6 inch pumps which nicely elevated her above the dirt the rest of us had to walk on. I thought to myself: "Nice attire for grocery shopping.". She stopped by the fruit and veggie stand and a couple of photographers started hovering over her.... I turned to my husband... and without missing a bit I said: "She doesn't have any close on under the coat". To which I got a very strange look from my husband. The kind that said: "wishful thinking? or have you completely gone nuts?".

Well the cameras started clicking, the coat got unbuttoned.. and sure enough, she had her birthday suit on. First, her left nipple peaked out of the coat, then the right. [To which my husband commented: "Her nipples are too hard". Yeah.. rrrright.] Then her bald beaver made an appearance. [there was no comment from my husband at that point.]. So she played with fruits for a while. She put a melon (a real one) next to her melon (a fake on) while cameras clicked away. Then she looked at me, I smiled but didn't say anything inappropriate like "you go girl" or anything. Then she must have gotten tired playing with fruit. She buttoned her coat up and walked away like a model walks on a catwalk.

With excitement being over and everything, I looked at photographers. And what's that? There was a guy with a camcorder there.... I didn't see him before (I guess my mind was somewhere else). The guy was pointing his device (camera that is) right at me!! Gawd knows how long he had been standing there for..... and recording ME!... my reaction... my drooling mouth [ok.. just kidding on the last one ;)]. I whispered to my hubby: "has he been there all this time". He replies: "of course! didn't you see him?" nooooo!!! I wasn't looking at him!! Anyway, I made a lame attempt to turn away... but obviously it was too late. I was recorded. And odds are pretty good that they will include me in their final production. So there you have it... Yours truly is an _unwilling_ participant in a latest "public thrills" porn movie. Let that be a lesson to you! Next time you see a woman taking her clothes off in public... just walk away....

 
Perfect Weekend
Garage Sales. Yard Sales. Moving Sales. Whatever you call them, it all means one thing - DEALS!! There is no better way to spend your weekend than drive around (or in my case - walk around, bike around or streetcar around) looking for garage sales! I only wish there was a way for me to visit ALL garage sales in my city every single weekend. I wish I could be the first person at every sale. I wish.... oh never mind! back to reality... Well and the reality is not all that bad. This weekend's catch: a case of "Juice It" gel body washes from Body Shop (a CASE!!... at a garage sale? i don't ask questions.... i just pay and enjoy it); two leather wrist bands from Cyberfetish (KINKY! :D ... btw with original price tags still on - $16.99 each... obviously not the price I paid); Hot Air Curling Iron (NEW!... works fantastic!!); and some other stuff that just doesn't sound as impressive as the things mentioned above... like books, salad spinner, paper cutter, etc. All in all this was a very productive weekend!