I'm just Selfish
"I don't want a kid. Some people say they don't want to bring a child into this world, as if there's something wrong with the world...I don't feel any of that, the world is okay. I'm just really lazy. " - grouphug.us

Replace the word "lazy" with "selfish"... and you got my view on having kids!

P.S. Don't go to that site! You'll get addicted!... trust me!

 
Can I borrow your ultraviolet light please?
i don't know what it is about hotels but if you are a couple traveling together, you are guaranteed to have twice (or 3 or 5 or 10 times) as much sex than usual. isn't that true? and that thought really frightened me.. i mean just imagine how many cum splatters there are all over each and every single room in a hotel... beds, sofas, walls, carpets... it's all probably been covered with something disgusting at one point or another...

i'll be sleeping outside of my hotel tonight, thanks.

 
Smelling Like Roses
Yesterday I had to make a delivery to one of my clients. She lives in a gorgeous (read "expansive") part of city that I very much like. While walking down the sidewalk, admiring all the beautiful stores (that were still open at 8 o'clock at night!)... i stepped on a pile of shit. I thought no big deal... just wipe it off on the grass. But boy did it stick! There was nothing I could do to get rid of the smell.

So there I was, in a posh neighbourhood, approaching a million dollar mention, delivering high end (expansive) products... and smelling like shit! I don't think this client will be ordering anything from me any time soon.

The foul smell followed me all the way home. Finally when I got home I left my shit shoe outside which made my husband very curious.

This morning I got dressed and sure enough, out of 100 pairs of shoes, the shit shoes are the ones that matched my outfit the best. So I sat on the veranda scraping shit of my shoe this morning. When I was done with that, I sprayed sanitizing spray all over it... just to make sure no more shit smell would remain. I must say, so far so good... I'm smelling like roses today!